OBJECT / 01Concept editionA little less cloud. A little more ground.
THE DEPARTMENT OF NOTHING PRESENTS
A little less
static.
A lot more
nothing.
Very ordinary objects. Extraordinarily unnecessary explanations. A small collection for your overstimulated desk.
Explore the collection NO BATTERIES. NO MIRACLES. GOOD VIBES.UNPLUG THE DRAMAKEEP THE WEIRDLESS IS LITERALLY LESS100% UNSCIENTIFIC
SMALL OBJECTS. BIG NONSENSE.
The essentials.
Inessential, technically.
OBJECT / 01Concept edition
OBJECT / 02Concept editionNothing inside. That’s the whole point.
OBJECT / 03Concept editionFor fingerprints. And fresh starts.
OBJECT / 04Free downloadMake it official. Unofficially.
Physical objects are concept previews. Digital editions are yours to download, free.
A COMPLIMENTARY NON-SERVICE
Feeling
overcharged?
Inbox full? Brain buffering? Give yourself a completely imaginary reset. Press the button. Watch nothing happen, beautifully.
An entertainment simulation. Your browser cannot measure or remove real static electricity.
SIMULATED STATIC LEVEL
84%IMAGINARY UNITS
Ready when you are. No actual electrons involved.
AN EXTREMELY UNOFFICIAL MANIFESTO
The world has enough
things that do everything.
Here’s to a few that do less.
AntiStatic is a small experiment in taking things less seriously. Ordinary objects, absurd labels, a few free souvenirs. No productivity promises. Just a little room to breathe.
Meet the department